🧠✨ So Let Me Get This Straight… Modernity is just a premium-tier illusion with ads. We crawled out of caves, split the atom, built AI... and now the apex of civilization is arguing about pronouns with strangers online, while our phones feed us dopamine like we're emotionally unstable lab rats.
🍿📱 Oh, and remember democracy? Turns out it’s just “choose your own illusion” with worse UI than a 2008 dating app. Career politicians? Just Coke vs. Pepsi—still diabetes, just a different can. Enter: The Dark Enlightenment™
✨Monarchy, but make it Wi-Fi.
✨ A philosophy that basically says: “Why not just let CEOs be kings and delete the voting booth?” It’s like libertarianism did ayahuasca in a basement full of server racks and came back yelling about sovereign technocrats and digital serfdom.
🧬 Progress used to mean flight and fire. Now it means a fridge that fat-shames you and a toilet with stool-based NFTs. And the billionaires? They’re not building utopia. They’re building floating libertarian theme parks with better UX and fewer humans. This isn't the future. It's a beta test for transhuman feudalism. Spoiler: you’re not in the patch notes.
👁️ No moral. No redemption arc. Just a feedback loop in a dying simulation. So remember:
✅ Tip your Uber priest
✅ Rate your therapy app
✅ Pray the algorithm likes your face
💀 Welcome to the End of the Age of Reason.
Please rate your extinction experience.
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